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“Ystäväni varjo” esiintyy Sunnuntaisuomalainen-lehdessä seuraavat 12 sunnuntaita. / “The shadow of my friend” will appear in Sunnuntaisuomalainen (“Sundayfinnish”) magazine the next 12 Sundays.

– “Ah, Sunday: salty liquorice”,
– “black coffee”,
– “and Black Sabbath!”

Kategoria: strippi, ystäväni varjo.
Tagit: sunnuntaisuomalainen

“Hapekasta odotusta” -kirjan kirjoittajan, Hannu Vierolan haastis tämän päivän Hesarissa.  / The interview of the writer of “Oxygenic pregnancy” in today’s Helsingin Sanomat.

– “Think about it: 100 million spermatozoon going waste in one ejaculation…”
– “Woman looses 400 egg cells during her life…”
– “Can mankind afford this kind of loss?”
– “Spermatozoons and egg cells into utilisation!”

Kategoria: arvostelu, hapekasta odotusta.

– “I can’t relax because I’m afraid that exactly at that moment something horrible will happen.”

– “But ofcourse!”

– “You can’t relax!”

– “The wellbeing of your closest ones – or better said the universe’s – is resting on your shoulders.

Kategoria: rohkeus.
Tagit: comic, en español

Egmontin julkaisemasta “Sydänääniä”-albumista löytyvä toinen lisäkuva. / The other extra picture found in the “Heartbeat” album published by Egmont.

– “And so the mother gets the newborn at her bossom…”
– “What? Not you as well?”

Kategoria: sydänääniä.
Tagit: odotus, raskaus, synnytysvalmennus

Haasteeseen vastattu: Pikaisesti tehty luonnosmainen piirros sivellinkärkisellä tussilla. / Took a challenge: quickly sketched a doodle with a brush-tipped pen.

Kategoria: ystäväni varjo.
Tagit: luonnos

Hapekasta odotusta arvioitu uusimmassa Lääkärilehdessä. / “Oxygenic pregnancy” reviewed in the newest issue of Doctor magazine.

– “It’s been almost three years since we met…”
– “You just came to loan a lighter but took my heart as well.”
– “And I’m taking also your car if you don’t hurry up!”

Kategoria: hapekasta odotusta.

– “Why am I so nervous when speaking with unfamiliar people in the phone?” / – “The other human at the other phone can’t do anything to me, right?”

– “But if it’s not a HUMAN!”
– “Yeah! And then it comes through the bits and kicks your butt ’cause you don’t give money to some collecting or can’t fill out the forms correctly!”
– “And he can just say something nasty!”
– “And then the day is ruined…”

Kategoria: rohkeus.
Tagit: comic, en español

“Saatanan tunarit” ilmestyi Myrkky-lehdessä vuosina 2006-2008. / “Infernal Idiots” appeared in Myrkky (“Poison”) magazine during 2006-2008.

Copyright: Horny Hellman & Fanny Butt

Kategoria: saatanan tunarit, vanhoi - oldies.
Tagit: Myrkky, True Finnish Black Metal

Artikkeli “Hapekkaasta odotuksesta” tänään Iisalmen sanomissa ja Savon sanomissa. / Article about “Oxygenic pregnancy” in today’s Iisalmen Sanomat and Savon sanomat.

After a week:
– “I’ve been having a pain in my stomach…”
– “THIS IS AN ANSWERING MACHINE. THE STUFF IS AT THE COMPUTER EDUCATION. IN A CASE OF EMERGENCY…”
– “Shouldn’t we go to an ultrasound test in a private clinic? If it’s an ectopic pregnancy…”
– “It’s expensive…” / – “Let’s pass some fags and pints so we can gather the money.”
– “But there’s the familiar midwife at the maternity clinic. We’ll get an appointment next week…”

“Hard pain in the stomach during the first weeks of pregnancy may originate from the fact that the pregnancy isn’t inside the uterus but in the fallopian tube. In this case you should quickly go to an ultrasound test where they can easily see if the pregnancy really is inside the uterus. The heartbeat can be detected in the pregnancy weeks 5-6. Infections and the mother’s smoking increase the risk of ectopic pregnancy.”

Kategoria: hapekasta odotusta.
Tagit: hapekasta odotusta, odotusaika, sarjakuva

Kategoria: ystäväni varjo.
Tagit: kortti, ystävänpäivä